10 Subtle Signs That You Are Gaining Weight

Here are ten signs to recognize weight gain. These signs are not so easy to spot so you better read carefully and take these things to heart. These weight gain tell-tale signs could spell the difference between getting labelled as a fatso, and a macho.

1. Whenever you pass by the office pantry, people hold on to their coffee cups; thinking that there’s an earthquake.

2. When eating at Hen Lin, you’re convinced that the large bola-bola siopao you’re eating is a minipao as you’re able to finish it in one bite.

3. Everytime the fast-food cashier asks you for your drink, you unconsciously order diet coke– 1.5 liter.

4. When your favorite belt got busted, you can’t find a replacement in any department store. Apparently, they don’t carry your size.

5. You curse GMA every time you ride a jeepney thinking that the fare increase is unreasonable. Actually the jeepney driver is charging you triple for the amount of space you occupy.

6. Taxi drivers frantically turn on the HIRED sign whenever you raise your hand to flag them.

7. You’re thinking of getting an F-Cup bra. You’re male.

8. When you visit your friend’s houses, you wonder why they’ve reinforced their sofas with steel.

9. You find lechon sooo sexy!

10. And the most subtle hint of all, you have to pee sitting down on the toilet bowl, because you can no longer reach your wiener and you’re afraid that you might miss.

10.1 You’re being aggressively recruited to join The Biggest Loser Asia.

Sorry, I’m bored.

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